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Post by EFG on Aug 19, 2004 16:28:42 GMT -5
Tremors and Tremors 2.
Gimme some more.
The movies don't have to totally 'just plain suck' but they can't be considered classics either.
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Post by MrShade on Aug 19, 2004 17:06:20 GMT -5
Gymkata - classic bad movie.
Any American made movie with the word Ninja in the title.
The Debt was also fun to mock. JB has a review of it on his website.
Troll 2 has to be in the list. It has the worst acting and special effects I have ever seen in a movie.
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Post by The Movie Mark on Aug 19, 2004 17:07:08 GMT -5
Gymkata is a must-see! It's got a mulleted Kurt Thomas who combines his gymnastics skills with fighting skills "of the east" to become a killing machine.
Unfortunately, it's hard to find, and it rarely comes on TV. I need to see it again because I just HAVE to review it.
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Post by MrShade on Aug 19, 2004 17:22:09 GMT -5
The best is when Kurt Thomas is chased into some abandoned ruins by a horde of bad guys and there is a stone pommel horse in the middle of the ruins!
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Post by Papillon950 on Oct 22, 2004 20:29:53 GMT -5
Dante's Peak.
Couldn't stop laughing when granny jumped in the lava filled water to save the children. We kept rewinding it to see it over again.
Truly a mockable movie.
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Post by Lisa on Nov 4, 2004 10:35:14 GMT -5
Showgirls is just the best bad movie ever! It was hilarious.
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Post by Papillon950 on Nov 9, 2004 12:59:27 GMT -5
I'm too terrified to see that film.
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Post by MsCali on Nov 9, 2004 14:04:51 GMT -5
I caught Tremors 4: The Legend Begins on tv the other day.
Now, I haven't seen any of the other Tremors movies, but if they are as bad as that one...
And yet, I was hooked! It was the old west setting that did it, I'm sure (the reason part III is my favorite Back to the Future too).
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Post by Laslo Hollyfeld on Mar 16, 2005 17:48:23 GMT -5
Oh, where to begin??? You can't go wrong with anything shown on the Sci Fi channel. I recently saw "Mosquito" and it still hurts. For pure, unadulterated classic movie badness, there's always "Road House" However, If I had to nail down one movie that left me wide-eyed and praying for death, it would have to be "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon"  |
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Post by The Movie Mark on Mar 16, 2005 22:42:23 GMT -5
You can't go wrong with anything shown on the Sci Fi channel. I recently saw "Mosquito" and it still hurts. I haven't seen Mosquito, but you ain't just shuckin' corn in regard to the Sci Fi channel. Whenever you hear the words, "A Sci Fi Original" you know that's pretty much the equivalent of "A Steaming Pile Made For Your Mockery." Stephen Baldwin has a "Sci Fi Original" movie coming up called the Snake King. He and some hot chick (they're both scientists) find the fountain of youth. Unfortunately, it's guarded by a five-headed serpent. Or is it seven-headed? Something like that. Oh yeah, and Greg Evigan also stars. Man, I can't wait. |
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Post by MsCali on Mar 16, 2005 22:48:24 GMT -5
You though Mosquito was bad...now they are coming out with MANSQUITO! That's right! Mansquito.
And there was Dinocroc...
Okay, the SciFi movies may not be worth mocking, but the titles certainly are!
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Post by The Movie Mark on Mar 16, 2005 22:52:08 GMT -5
You though Mosquito was bad...now they are coming out with MANSQUITO! That's right! Mansquito. Wow, I thought you might have been joking, but I just looked it up and it's true! It stars Corin "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" Nemec. Looks like it debuted on March 5. I'll take a look and see if it has any upcoming airings. |
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Post by Rhiannon on Mar 17, 2005 7:23:37 GMT -5
Just a warning folks: Mixed in with those "Sci-Fi Originals" are some mini-series that they air in entirety. So if you sit down for a cheesy film that you find flicking through the channels (like, oh, say, Atomic Train, hypothetically speaking of course) and resign to throw away 3 hours of your life watching this Sci-Fi piece of cheese beware! Because just when you think it's all over instead of rolling the credits they air "To be continued..." and immediatly *another* three hours comes on.
and once you've invested 3 hours in the fate of the world being saved by Rob Lowe, can you really walk away?
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Post by The Movie Mark on Mar 17, 2005 16:35:43 GMT -5
and once you've invested 3 hours in the fate of the world being saved by Rob Lowe, can you really walk away? That's why I avoid made-for-TV movies that star actors who are starting to reek of desperation but have yet to totally stigmatize themselves. The problem is the movies might be just interesting enough to keep my attention and force me to keep watching, but at the end of it all you know it isn't the most profitable use of your time. However, anything starring Lorenzo Lamas or Michael Pare is gonna be heavily avoided by the lactose intolerant. Train wrecks are infinitely more entertaining than fender benders. |
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Post by teo-the-greek on Mar 26, 2005 6:00:45 GMT -5
Yesterday I saw in Tv "Coyote Moon",with Van Damme. This is supposed to be a homage (or,god help us, a remake)of Yozimbo -I wish Kurosawa s zombie kills everyone involved in it.At the beginning you see Van Damme in the desert,drunk,trying to pull off some kind of monologue or something.Then you get to see Jaime Pressly (and she s hot) but after some random action scenes with van damme riding a motorcycle in the night and saving his pal (Danny Trejo) I decided to end the torture the same way Ray Milland did in the Man With The X Ray Eyes.
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