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Post by Rhiannon on Oct 22, 2005 9:35:03 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, prepare yourselves for the greatest Sci-Fi Original ever in production. (Johnny, I have no idea how you weren't incorporated in the production of this film) Starring: Dirk Benedict (Faceman from the A-Team) and Stephen Baldwin THIS IS NOT A JOKE.(but I still can't stop giggling) The plot? who cares??!! But if you need further proof that this will be the best (worst?) Sci-Fi original ever, the plot involves FIXING A GIANT CRACK IN THE MOON. The only information I have found so far was in article about Dirk returning to acting, and his thoughts on men in television today, found here: jam.canoe.ca/Television/2005/10/17/1266759.htmlthe relevant bit: That's the only information I could find, but I'm sure it will be all the buzz once it's finished with production... |
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Post by Laslo Hollyfeld on Oct 22, 2005 13:26:17 GMT -5
Wow...that is almost too good for words. Of course, Dirk Benedict cut his outer space teeth in "Battlestar Galactica" back in the early eighties, so maybe he can take some of that Cylon-booty-kickin' knowledge to save the moon?
With a Baldwin on board, how can you go wrong? I'm just hoping that the film contains a scene where they're watching a rerun of "The Honeymooners"--y'know... "To the moon, Alice! To the moon!"
And here I thought the moon wasn't made of cheese...
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Post by The Movie Mark on Oct 24, 2005 16:33:09 GMT -5
I'm insulted that I was not contacted about this! With my help, this could have been something really special (and I do mean that in a "so bad it's good" way).
I hate to give out spoilers, and I haven't been able to confirm this, but I hear that there's a huge twist near the end of the movie. Rumor has it that while Face and Baldwin are trying to fix the crack in the moon they see a huge hand coming in their direction making a scratching motion.
Upon closer inspection they realize that they've landed on Kirstie Alley.
I'm so sorry, folks. I've been gone a week and I come back and this is the best I've got? I know, I know, you deserve so much more.
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Post by Rhiannon on Oct 25, 2005 8:11:01 GMT -5
You know Johnny, this project is so early in development that thwy don't have an IMDB entry, so I'm sure they'll be calling for your input any day now.
You didn't have a message on your answering machine when you got home from Arizona? I assume they just lost my number.
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Post by The Movie Mark on Oct 25, 2005 10:02:40 GMT -5
You know Johnny, this project is so early in development that thwy don't have an IMDB entry, so I'm sure they'll be calling for your input any day now. You didn't have a message on your answering machine when you got home from Arizona? I assume they just lost my number. Nope, no message on the answering machine. They're probably waiting to make a personal introduction. I'll be patient and wait for them to seek my consultation. I'll go ahead and jot down some ideas. There MUST be A-team references, maybe even a Mr. T cameo. It's kind of a shame to see Stephen still doing Sci Fi Originals like this. I recently watched a screener (you like my use of the movie lingo there?) of Stephen's new short film Midnight Clear and I was quite pleased to see Stephen reminding us that he knows how to act. Then what does he follow that up with? A movie about fixing a crack in the moon, co-starring Face from the A-Team. Sigh. |
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Post by Rhiannon on Oct 25, 2005 10:08:15 GMT -5
Hm. I was looking at it backwards. Nothing says "Fabulous return to acting" like sharing a Sci-Fi original with Stephen Baldwin.
This better prove to be incredibly mockable, or I'll be dissapointed.
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Post by MsCali on Oct 25, 2005 12:37:20 GMT -5
I just have to let you know that Mr. Cali keeps refering to this as a movie about them fixing a "moon crack"...he's getting quite a bit of hilarity out of it.
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Post by Rhiannon on Oct 25, 2005 15:58:22 GMT -5
Now I have visions of a sequel, where they didn't manage to fix the crack, but there are moon dwarfs running a drug ring and hiding out in the cracks of the moon selling crack.
moon crack. hee.
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Post by Laslo Hollyfeld on Oct 26, 2005 9:24:10 GMT -5
The Scene: Benedict and Baldwin are attempting to fix the *snicker* moon crack, when Kirstie Alley shows up, per JB's idea... she's not wearing a space suit, and her buns are frozen...
--cue "Blue Moon'
Freeze frame and roll credits
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Post by The Movie Mark on Oct 26, 2005 11:14:43 GMT -5
As the credits roll, Face spys Kirstie's frozen buns, and revealing that he has a thing for girls who "look like chubbier versions of Rebecca from Cheers," he approaches her and says, "Baby, you must be from another planet because your butt is out of this world!"
Kirstie replies, "Well, I am from the moon. DUH!"
Face, Stephen, and Kirstie all look at each other in silence for about three seconds and then break out into maniacal laughter.
Cue the credit that reveals that no animals were harmed during this movie. Insert your own joke regarding Kirstie Alley and the fixing of a moon crack.
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