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Post by MsCali on Sept 3, 2004 16:08:57 GMT -5
Dedicated to the idiots at my subway station who do not know (or care about) proper elevator etiquette:
The line does not move;
Walk on the left you morons,
I've a train to catch.
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AlexN
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Post by AlexN on Sept 5, 2004 6:23:49 GMT -5
Some people don't get it
They don't mind and they don't care
just keep standing left !
A.
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Post by The Movie Mark on Sept 8, 2004 2:34:13 GMT -5
Theater silence
Your lame jokes interrupt it
My boot will solve this
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Post by MsAng on Sept 8, 2004 12:18:31 GMT -5
You steal my sleep time;
Never again will this bird
sing or dance for you
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AlexN
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Post by AlexN on Sept 8, 2004 14:23:31 GMT -5
The movie started; Doors open, people come in, Popcorn finds target. Haiku's are pretty cool, the foreign language makes it a bit more difficult  A. |
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Post by glweeks on Sept 8, 2004 16:04:57 GMT -5
Lady takes her seat My poor senses assaulted Do not bathe in it  |
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Post by MsAng on Sept 8, 2004 16:12:00 GMT -5
to explain my last Haiku, I'm in rehearsals for a community theater show and the director kept us really late last night; got home at midnight. So I am dragging today. Low on sleep and won't be able to catch up for a while. I need to ward off my husbands cold!  Caffeine and sugar Lifted my heavy eyelids Their absence pains me |
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Post by glweeks on Sept 8, 2004 16:23:24 GMT -5
Rest eluded me
No java or Krispy Kreme
Kill me now kind soul
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Post by The Movie Mark on Sept 8, 2004 16:43:53 GMT -5
A lesson for Guy
Five seven five is the rule
Now try it again
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Post by glweeks on Sept 9, 2004 9:25:26 GMT -5
Johnny runs tight ship
Picks on G~Dogg all the time
Show elders respect
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test
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Post by test on Sept 9, 2004 10:34:30 GMT -5
Serious moment
Laughter louder than ever
Shut your pie hole now
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Post by The Movie Mark on Sept 9, 2004 14:41:48 GMT -5
Knowledge is power
Education is the key
Johnny tries to help
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Post by The Movie Mark on Sept 9, 2004 14:59:51 GMT -5
G Dogg saves the day
Fifty cent refills with mug
Come to me caffiene
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Post by glweeks on Sept 9, 2004 15:25:53 GMT -5
My will is my own I can stop whenever I want Coffee mug says no |
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Post by MsCali on Sept 11, 2004 0:52:21 GMT -5
Thank goodness, I am through (COMPLETELY THROUGH) with the morons who stand left on the escalator! No more subway for MsCali!!!! My company is moving offices (to a nice new office far far away from downtown LA, and much closer to where I live), so the past two days were spent packing and getting ready for the movers...
Here's is my "It's fun (NOT) to move" Haiku:
Day is spent packing;
Movers do not come on time,
At work twelve hours.
One hundred boxes,
Company has too much crap.
My back really hurts.
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