Post by The Movie Mark on Mar 27, 2006 12:51:39 GMT -5
...Signs Your Acting Career is Headed in the Wrong Direction. As per the Movie Mark today:
12. The food services table consists of nothing but McDonald's coupons.
11. Your agent calls and you fail to hear anything he says after immediately hearing the words "Sci-Fi Original."
10. You've been given a love scene ... with Roseanne.
9. During a scene with Tara Reid it's your responsibility to figure out how to creatively hold her cue cards so as to keep them off camera.
8. You're starring in a horror movie that incorporates baked goods into the title.
7. The director tells you he has a great and innovative idea that combines martial arts and gymnastics.
6. You're introduced to your co-star ... Lorenzo Lamas.
5. You're introduced to your director ... Uwe Boll.
4. You find out your role was originally offered to Corey Feldman but he turned it down because it didn't "challenge him creatively." Salt is added to the wound when you discover he took a role in Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys instead.
3. You're only in your 20s and you're already being compared to Sean Connery. But only in regard to your hairline.
2. Someone tells you, "You remind me of Marlon Brando ... the 2006 version." After you explain that Brando died in 2004 the person replies, "I know."
1. Even Tom Cruise's publicist refuses to work for you.
Who would like to add to this?
12. The food services table consists of nothing but McDonald's coupons.
11. Your agent calls and you fail to hear anything he says after immediately hearing the words "Sci-Fi Original."
10. You've been given a love scene ... with Roseanne.
9. During a scene with Tara Reid it's your responsibility to figure out how to creatively hold her cue cards so as to keep them off camera.
8. You're starring in a horror movie that incorporates baked goods into the title.
7. The director tells you he has a great and innovative idea that combines martial arts and gymnastics.
6. You're introduced to your co-star ... Lorenzo Lamas.
5. You're introduced to your director ... Uwe Boll.
4. You find out your role was originally offered to Corey Feldman but he turned it down because it didn't "challenge him creatively." Salt is added to the wound when you discover he took a role in Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys instead.
3. You're only in your 20s and you're already being compared to Sean Connery. But only in regard to your hairline.
2. Someone tells you, "You remind me of Marlon Brando ... the 2006 version." After you explain that Brando died in 2004 the person replies, "I know."
1. Even Tom Cruise's publicist refuses to work for you.
Who would like to add to this?