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Post by The Movie Mark on Apr 5, 2005 9:03:12 GMT -5
I've added this section to the Movie Mark if you haven't already notice. Feel free to add your own...
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Post by Laslo Hollyfeld on Apr 5, 2005 12:07:34 GMT -5
Yo movie is so lame, your own husband has edited you out of the final cut! (Madonna only)
Yo movie soundtrack is so lame, it even embarrases Ladyhawke.
Yo movie is so sappy, they're passing out pancakes instead of kleenex at the theaters.
Oh, I crack me up...
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Post by MrShade on Apr 5, 2005 14:29:35 GMT -5
Yo movie is so lame GDogg owns it on DVD.
I changed this one up a bit, but it still has a movie connection:
Yo video game is so lame Uwe Boll won't direct the
movie.
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Guylian
Junior Movie Mark
It's sleepy out here
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Post by Guylian on Apr 9, 2005 9:34:23 GMT -5
Yo movie is so bad I change the channel on its *trailers*.
Yo movie soundtrack is so lame even Kenny G returned his complimentary copy.
Yo movie's screenplay is so bad I thought I was watching an infomercial.
Yo movie's cast is so untalented they couldn't get work on 'The O.C.'.
Yo movie has more product placement than a supermarket at Christmas.
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Guylian
Junior Movie Mark
It's sleepy out here
Posts: 46
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Post by Guylian on Apr 13, 2005 1:06:09 GMT -5
Yo movie so bad, people ran out of the theatre screaming - and it *wasn't* a horror film.
Yo movie so bad, even the people from The Golden Raspberry Awards won't see it.
Yo movies are so bad, Michael Pare won't return your phone calls.
Yo movie so predictable, I walked out after the opening credits, got a coffee, made a phone call, moved my car, got another coffee, went back in and STILL guessed the ending in the final few minutes.
Yo movie so boring, I counted my popcorn instead.
Yo sequel so lame, I returned my copy of the original.
Yo movie so bad, even the Best Boy took his name off the credits.
Yo film so bad, Kodak refuses to supply you anymore.
Yo movie so bad, Stephan Baldwin is on Line 1 and wants to know if he can be in the sequel.
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Post by Laslo Hollyfeld on May 3, 2005 15:49:48 GMT -5
Yo movie's dialogue is so bad, it even makes George Lucas wince.
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Guylian
Junior Movie Mark
It's sleepy out here
Posts: 46
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Post by Guylian on May 4, 2005 5:58:57 GMT -5
Ooohh, Laslo, nice one!  |
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Post by Laslo Hollyfeld on May 6, 2005 10:55:55 GMT -5
Thanks... I wish it wasn't true, though.
*sigh*
Why couldn't Geroge Lucas have spent the last twenty years focusing on things like character develpoment, plot, and editing rather than perfecting digital eyelash rendering technology?
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