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Post by Laslo Hollyfeld on Apr 26, 2005 11:41:04 GMT -5
There's just something genetically encoded in male DNA that mandates that we memorize quotes from The Simpsons. It is the same gene that, depending on when you were born, requires you to know quotes from M*A*S*H, Smokey and the Bandit, Caddyshack, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and in my case, any number of movies by the Coen Brothers. (particularly Raising Arizona.)
That having been said, here's a few random quotes from random sources that bring me particular joy when I use them in everyday conversations:
"Y'know honey, I'm okay, you're okay....that there's what it is!"
"Boy, that Sylvia Jaffe is loaded for bear!"
"Homer, are you hurt? Just....my bones....and organs..."
"It's in the hole!! It's in the hole!!!"
"Are we going a hundred and ten? We're gonig a hundred and ten! Why do you wear that hat?"
I know these mean little, if anything to anyone else, but trust me, I'm laughing hysterically right now...
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Post by MsCali on Apr 26, 2005 14:27:46 GMT -5
"Did you know that the hole's only natural enemy is the pile?"
Those Simpsons just crack me up:)
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Post by ntm7885 on Apr 26, 2005 16:27:48 GMT -5
Mr Cali and a friend of ours (whom he has known since college, so they are always on the same wavelength) can have entire conversations just in Simpsons quotes. I finally quit asking, "Is that from the Simpsons" (I didn't start watching until I started dating him, so I'm not quite as good as they are with the quotes), because I know it is. Something people hate is when I get to work and its like, "On the Simpsons Last night......" Although there is this one guy and we talkabout the simpsons almost all day long and we cant be beatat The Simpsons trivia game.
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Post by MsCali on Apr 26, 2005 17:19:28 GMT -5
Mr. Cali could probably beat you at the Simpsons trivia game:)
So, do you know what Comic Book Guy's real name is?
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Post by Laslo Hollyfeld on Apr 26, 2005 17:41:32 GMT -5
So, do you know what Comic Book Guy's real name is? Jeff Albertson... although for years he had no official name--despite having a master's degree in mythology and folklore. "Please do not bang your head on my display case as it contains a very rare 'Mary Worth' in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide... thank you." "Worst episode ever! Rest assured I was on the Internet within moments making my disgust known." and, of course, "How do you feel about forty-year-old virgins who still live with their parents? "Comb the sweet tarts out of your beard, and we'll talk. "Don't try and change me, baby!"
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