Post by Buffy on Jun 12, 2007 10:39:46 GMT -5
The week before last, my friend and I were searching the movie rental place for a cheesy movie, that we could make fun of. There were plenty of them, from gansta zombies, to dancing zombies, to western zombies... Pretty much every stupid plot involving zombies, they had. So after debating for quite a while, wanting to get the best one, we picked Zombie Nation. The back sounded so cheesily stupid, it HAD to be funny.
Well... it was funny, but that's because it had to be the most horrible movie I have ever seen. We were hesitant to get it, because it had the director of the Boogeyman, which was slow and bad, but this movie makes even the Boogeyman look good. Almost the entire movie was shot in a warehouse. You could even see the stage lights in some of the scenes! The acting was the most horrible acting I've ever seen. The fight scenes were hilarious! They'd punch someone and it looked like a little tap. Or they would go completely over the other person's head, and then the person would fall over as if he had been hit. It was awful. And this leads up to the zombies. Get ready. The zombies were five woman, with black makeup over their eyes. I'm not joking. They looked perfectly normal, but they had black eyes. They could talk, think, whatever. But apparently the black eye makeup made them zombies.
Yeah, this movie was bad. Even if your like us and go into the store looking for a cheesy movie, don't waste your time with this one unless you really just want to see the most awful movie ever. And don't let the cover art fool you. The zombies on the movie case, look nothing like the ones in the movie. But if they would have put the girls with black eye makeup, I guess it probably wouldn't have sold at all.
~`Buffy`~
Well... it was funny, but that's because it had to be the most horrible movie I have ever seen. We were hesitant to get it, because it had the director of the Boogeyman, which was slow and bad, but this movie makes even the Boogeyman look good. Almost the entire movie was shot in a warehouse. You could even see the stage lights in some of the scenes! The acting was the most horrible acting I've ever seen. The fight scenes were hilarious! They'd punch someone and it looked like a little tap. Or they would go completely over the other person's head, and then the person would fall over as if he had been hit. It was awful. And this leads up to the zombies. Get ready. The zombies were five woman, with black makeup over their eyes. I'm not joking. They looked perfectly normal, but they had black eyes. They could talk, think, whatever. But apparently the black eye makeup made them zombies.
Yeah, this movie was bad. Even if your like us and go into the store looking for a cheesy movie, don't waste your time with this one unless you really just want to see the most awful movie ever. And don't let the cover art fool you. The zombies on the movie case, look nothing like the ones in the movie. But if they would have put the girls with black eye makeup, I guess it probably wouldn't have sold at all.
~`Buffy`~