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Jan 16, 2007 14:18:21 GMT -5
Post by Laslo Hollyfeld on Jan 16, 2007 14:18:21 GMT -5
After last year's somewhat disappointing season, I was all set to say a hearty "fare thee well" to this show. I didn't feel guilty--I was right there from the beginning, and had given the show five solid years. And you can't deny we'd had some good times.
And then, along comes season six. After watching the first four hours in the extended "Jack Bauer Power Hour," I'm back, baby! Jack Bauer is the man, and he's about to open up a six pack of whoop tushy.
Someone needs to re-write the "Chuck Norris" list to fit Jack Bauer, because I heard Jack beat the tar out of Chuck, and Chuck cried little a little girl. I mean, he got beat so bad, he was making sounds like a dolphin giving birth.
Heck with it--I'm rewriting the list, starting with the following:
Jack Bauer needs a concealed weapons permit just to put on his pants.
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Jan 16, 2007 14:34:21 GMT -5
Post by The Movie Mark on Jan 16, 2007 14:34:21 GMT -5
Someone needs to re-write the "Chuck Norris" list to fit Jack Bauer, because I heard Jack beat the tar out of Chuck, and Chuck cried little a little girl. I mean, he got beat so bad, he was making sounds like a dolphin giving birth. Heck with it--I'm rewriting the list, starting with the following: Jack Bauer needs a concealed weapons permit just to put on his pants. Wouldn't you know that somebody has already started such a list... www.jackbauerfacts.net/I saw another one that said, "If Jack Bauer were gay his name would be Chuck Norris."
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