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Post by The Movie Mark on Apr 3, 2007 0:48:58 GMT -5
However, If I had to nail down one movie that left me wide-eyed and praying for death, it would have to be "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon" Johnny...I tried to warn ya, buddy... but the jet ski incident is pure gold. And the film contains possibly the WORST line of dialogue ever. You know the one I mean. "I'd like to take you home and..." Yeah. Thankfully, I didn't watch the whole thing. Those 50 seconds satisfied my appetite for cheese just fine. I also saw a clip of the infamous quote you're referring to. Wow.
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Post by tangentgirl on Apr 5, 2007 20:51:30 GMT -5
hmmm.... some movies that others like to mock, but that will always hold a special place in my heart: The first, and ONLY the firsts of: Tremors, Critters, Troll, and Beastmaster, also... Flash Gordon (1980), The Last Dragon. (Bruce Leroy... come on... that's classic), Warriors (a gang members dressed up like a baseball & baseball regalia?)---- I'm sure there are more. As I said, I actually enjoy all of these movies.
Obviously.... you can put the later installments of some of the above movies into the mockable category (as many people have already mentioned)... I'd like to add Highlander 2? or 3? --- whichever one had Mario Van Peebles. (Okay... I just went to imbd to satisfy my curiosity --- I was thinking of Highlander III, the Awakening... however, after reading the plot summary for Highlander II, the Quickening.... it's probably safe to place both of these on the list.
(Again... I love the original Highlander... smile.)
How about Lake Placid and Deep Blue Sea --- There's enough comedy in both of these though that they can be fun to watch.
I got it... Jaws 3... (more to the point... JAWS 3-D) ... as that's how I saw it first run in the theater. It wasn't supposed to be a comedy, yet... it often was due to the poor special effects.
Someone already mentioned Showgirls... I'll second that one. Totally mockable in every sense.
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Post by tangentgirl on Apr 5, 2007 20:52:03 GMT -5
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Post by trantee on Apr 18, 2007 3:56:22 GMT -5
I like Tremors .. does that make me special in a retarded kind off way ? mockable mockable .. let's see here.. Starship Troopers ?
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Post by valkyrie on May 12, 2007 0:25:01 GMT -5
I'm actually surprised no one mentioned this classic straight- to- video gem, "Cool As Ice" starring bad boy Vanilla Ice. To summarize: I was 16 years old when I saw it and was able to see it was the worst movie ever.
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Post by tangentgirl on May 12, 2007 20:30:12 GMT -5
thankfully, I've never had the displeasure of watching that one... but that reminded me.... truly horrible is the mariah Carey movie... what's it called? One word title.... two syllables... it will come to me. Argh!!!
Anyway... it was on VH-1 one night and I was flipping channels and I kept fipping back to that channel. I was in awe at how miraculously bad it truly was. I was like a deer in headlights or something. I called up my friend and she, too, found herself unable to turn away from the train wreck that was that movie and Ms. Carey's "acting" chops.
Glitter, that's it.
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Post by AustralianAnn on May 12, 2007 23:40:28 GMT -5
I've only seen 'Cool As Ice' once but I still remember the one-liners.
Drop that zero and come out with the hero
and my personal fave *points at crotch*
Put your weight on this
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Post by The Movie Mark on May 14, 2007 12:02:42 GMT -5
Cool as Ice
How in the world did I not know this existed?? Check out the plot outline from IMDb:
A rap oriented re-make of "Rebel Without a Cause," with heavy emphasis on the fact that rap star Vanilla Ice has assumed the James Dean role.
As written by Vanilla Ice, no doubt.
Man, I've gotta see this! Unfortunately, it's not on DVD, and there's no way I'm paying $20 for a VHS copy. I highly doubt any cable networks are clamoring to show it, but I'll keep my eyes open...
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Post by EFG on May 15, 2007 16:47:20 GMT -5
Cool as IceAs written by Vanilla Ice, no doubt. Vanilla Ice writes? Wow, there's a stunner.. Oh, and here's another one, "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra". a b/w sci-fi D-movie made in 2003 for the sheer purpose of being the worst movie by far of anything I've ever seen. ...wow...
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Post by shaneo6930 on Sept 2, 2007 14:58:39 GMT -5
Did anybody see the made for CBS classic "Locusts!"? It stars Lucy Lawless and a bunch of CGI locusts. The best part of the movie comes when Lawless takes a home pregnancy test. It's the kind that gives the digital "Pregnant" or "Not Pregnant" readout. It says in big bold plain letters "PREGNANT!" (Well, I don't think the exclamation point was there) She picks up the instructions to see what it means. I haven't laughed that hard since Angelina Jolie punched that shark in the nose.
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Post by FieryMaid on Sept 2, 2007 17:17:14 GMT -5
Wow. You guys are definately gluttons for punishment. I avoid Sci-Fi originals and, actually, most network originals unless the trailers seriously knock me off my feet. I avoid most movies unless the trailers look really good. Thus far, the worst movies I've had the distaste to view have been because I was paid to screen them when I was working at the movie theater (I have since quit that second job due to having had it up to the top of my head with moron managers). These horrendous movies don't even come close to the crap you all have mentioned, so I feel quite grateful I have such high standards:
1. Son of the Mask 2. Boogeyman 3. The Wickerman 4. When a Stranger Calls
That's all my mind can take right now....
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